Picture this: it's January 5, 2022, and Genshin Impact drops Version 2.4 like a meteor upon Teyvat, bringing with it the ethereal Shenhe and the operatic Yun Jin. The global community, especially the Japanese one, should have been dancing under the Sacred Sakura in pure bliss, right?
Wrong. Instead of harmonious celebration, the air in Liyue—and more precisely on Japanese Twitter—crackled with an icy fury that could rival the Cryo Archon herself. The reason? These two divine beings were… Polearm users.
Oh, the absolute horror.
It was a cataclysm of epic proportions. Shelves groaned under the weight of unused 5-star spears, like jilted relics weeping in Inventories. The Japanese hashtag #æ§ã‚ャラ—loosely translating to “Polearm Character”—erupted across Twitter, trending harder than a Pyro slime in the rain. And it all started the moment drip marketing confirmed Shenhe and Yun Jin back in November 2021. The fury simmered, then boiled over on release day.
“Another spear user?” Seriously, what were they thinking? “Why, HoYoverse, why?” echoed across countless tweets, mingling with the sound of wallets snapping shut. The Japanese whale community, those leviathans of the gacha deep, let out a collective, mournful groan. Their C6 Staff of Homas stood at attention, weeping for a master who’d rather not pull at all. Why? Because barring the gentle Ganyu, every single banner in 2.4 screamed “pointy sticks.”
And the salt wasn’t just about abundance; it was about utility. Imagine hoarding a universe of characters, only to realize your weapon rack is a museum of mismatched rags. Players lamented a severe dearth of top-tier Polearm weapons that could truly make their shiny new characters shine. It was the classic conundrum: too many chefs, not enough ladles.
But let’s rewind the clock a little. Was this truly a betrayal of cosmic proportions? Objectively speaking, Polearms were the baby of the weapon family back then. Xiao was the lone, plucky trial-blazer in Closed Beta Test 2, and the fiery Xiangling carried the banner in CBT3 and launch. It was only a matter of time before the spear squad multiplied like hilichurls around a cooking pot. The developers, in their infinite wisdom, were simply filling the roster. And anyone with a shred of foresight knew that the moment a new weapon type dropped—yes, we’re looking at you, future claymore-pistol hybrid or whatever—the cycle would begin anew.
Yet, what made this squall so mesmerizing was its rarity. The Japanese Genshin community, normally a mosaic of serene fan art and Keqing cosplay, had transformed into a single, unified tempest. The English side might have its perpetual debates over resin and anniversary rewards, but Japan? Not a peep during the anniversary fiasco. This was different. This was a rebellion stoked by the elegant shafts of Shenhe’s Divine Damsel of Devastation and Yun Jin’s percussive pole-twirls.
To their credit, countless Japanese players still swooned uncontrollably over these new stars. Shenhe’s cryo-buffing prowess made Ayaka mains weep with joy, while Yun Jin’s blend of Chinese opera and gothic lolita sent the fashion-forward crowd into a frenzy. The love was there, burning bright. But the lament lingered like a stubborn shadow.
How do you appease a legion of spear-saturated travelers? You can’t just… poof, revert a character’s weapon. The damage was done. But let’s fast-forward to 2026, shall we? The Polearm pandemic has since mellowed. HoYoverse, having learned a cheeky lesson, diversified with reckless abandon—new catalysts, bows that summon dragon spirits, and yes, even that mythical new armament class that ignited a fresh wave of “too many scythe users” protests.
In retrospect, the Great Polearm Rebellion of 2022 stands as a gleaming, hilarious monument to passion. It reminds us that even in a world of gods and world quests, the deadliest enemy can be an overstuffed weapon rack. And honestly, Shenhe and Yun Jin are too fabulous to stay mad at for long.
What do you think? Did you horde your primogems in protest, or did you gleefully embrace the spear supremacy? The Teyvat chronicles never truly settle, do they?
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